If I Weren't LDS

The other day I was having a conversation with some of my friends.
We were talking about what we would do if we weren't LDS..

Here's my list:

1)  I'd have a legit tattoo. much like Miranda Lambert's right smack on my forearm.

Honestly, I've considered getting one anyways, but I'm kind of suuuper afraid of needles. and the thought of having to sit there while someone is poking me with one for multiple hours just plain makes me queasy so that's out of the question.





2) I'd probably have a few more piercings. Not like excessively, but probably another set in my ears and maybe a small stud in my nose. but yet again, the whole needle/pain thing doesn't work for me..

3) I'd more than likely have a mouth like a sailor. ha I kind of already do... I'm working on that. I just refrain from the super bad ones (not that all swear words aren't bad, but ya know) like saying God (that REALLY bothers me) and definitely the 'F' word. nooot a fan.

4) Maybe I'd be a hoochy. hah not saying I'd run around sleeping with every guy that I meet, but I'd probably be a little less careful about who I suck face with and what people will think about it.

5) AAnd we all know that I'd probably show more skin. No more of this whole 'modesty' thing. I'm definitely not a fan of walking around with my butt hangin' out of my pants or my boobs falling out of my shirt, but ya know. Maybe it's because I'm LDS and live in Utah.

Wussy, I know. But in all honesty, I don't want to even consider what my life would be like without The Church. Just the fact that I know I belong to the only true church of God on the Earth today keeps me from doing a lot of really stupid things.